Have you heard about the hip new movie, How To Be Single?
Well, the movie claims to be with it.
So you can take that for what it is worth.
I say it is probably worth at least five cents.
Anyway I have been hearing a lot of promotion for this film on the radio.
In the promotion the characters say a bunch of catchphrases that I don’t remember.
I must not be that cool if I have no idea what they are talking about.
And then like most movie promos, the cast is listed;
Bare in mind this is not their real names.
Person I never heard of,
Name I can’t pronounce,
And Dakota Johnson.
I know that name.
Dakota Johnson is the naked chick from that movie about that weirdo having sex.
I wonder if she is going to be naked in this movie?
See what I mean?
The only reason I knew of Dakota Johnson was for her nakedness in that other movie.
Not for her acting or other more credible roles she may have had.
Which is not right.
I am sure that she is a nice girl and may even be a good actress.
But the first known role I think of when I hear her name has her naked for half the movie.
I don’t know who I would apologize to about this.
But I feel like someone needs an apology.